These are some of the topics I thought about posting on but was too lazy to write up:
* I crashed my old company's 60th anniversary party at Morton's and had some free lamb chops and bourbon -- but was secretly disappointed I wasn't thrown out.
* "24" put an Elisha Cuthbert scene in a distinctive house that is very, very frequently used as a porn set.
* I think the two main things in life that I don't want are cancer and responsibility. Not necessarily in that order.
* Living in one of the best food towns in America, I've been able to avoid eating in crappy chain restaurants for more than a decade. I spend one lousy day in the suburbs, and I end up patronizing a TGI Friday's AND a Bennigans. A trip to Chili's would have given me the insipid trifecta.
* Traditionally the purest definition of irony is "the firehouse burning down." I now have a better one: "Getting blown by a woman wearing an abstinence bracelet." Apparently her niece had given it to her, and she put it on to be nice.
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