Well, that backfired

So the Phillies signed Rudy Seanez. He's one of those relief pitchers who bounces from team to team. When I saw the signing hit the wire, I thought to myself, "Man, how old is that fucker? Seems like he's been around forever." So I went to baseball-reference.com, checked his birthdate, and ... oh. He's exactly my age.

Son of a bitch.