Several loose ends and stray threads got tied up on this trip to Las Vegas. The top 5 things I learned:
1) I think I know things, but I don't know dick. About betting football, partly, but it's a good thought to keep in mind generally.
2) A burnt orange suit may just look like a slick, stylish brown indoors and at night, but in bright desert sunlight, hoo-boy, it might be pretty orange.
3) For fondue, putting a hunk of rice krispie treat on a stick and dipping it in chocolate is a kick-ass idea.
4) Jesus is only interesting up to a point. And even pretty naked ladies talking about Jesus is only interesting up to a point.
5) If a dancer insists that you exchange cell numbers, sometimes it is because you're going to be friends, but sometimes it's because she's trying to conduct certain types of business off-premises. I should be the last one to be naively unable to tell the difference, but, getting back to lesson #1, I fool the shit out of myself sometimes.
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